A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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“I look fat. Please say something nice."/"You have perfect eyesight.” (1/21)
“Why are waiters good at math?"/"They know all their tables.” (1/21)
“If you want a job in the moisturiser industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily” (1/21)
“40 is the new 30, but try telling that to a speed camera” (1/21)
Entry forthcoming—B.P. (1/21)
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Entry from January 21, 2017
“I look fat. Please say something nice."/"You have perfect eyesight.”

Entry in progress—B.P.

Twitter
BluEyedMuse
‏@BlueyedMuse
Friend: I look fat, ugly and out of shape and need to color my hair. Give me a compliment.
Me: You have perfect eyesight (?)
9:20 AM - 22 Jul 2009

Twitter
Sofia
‏@summerspark
Wife looks in mirror & says “I look fat & ugly. Please say something nice about me.” Husband: “You have a perfect eyesight”
11:42 PM - 8 Jun 2011

Twitter
Jacqueline Croasdale
‏@jakaroo65
The Wife, “I look fat and ugly, say something nice to me Husband.”
Husband replied, “You’ve perfect eyesight!” That’s how the fight started!
8:43 PM - 16 Jul 2012

Twitter
darylho
‏@123Kibble
Wife looks in mirror
Wife: I look fat! Dear I need a compliment to make me happy
Husband: you got perfect eyesight
4:59 AM - 10 Mar 2013

Posted by Barry Popik
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