“Preschool rules and bar rules are the same. You pee your pants, you go home” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.
“Nursery school rules and bar rules are the same…. You piss your pants, you go home” was posted on Twitter by Curly_Haired_Vixen on February 15, 2016. “Preschool rules are the same as bar rules. If you piss your pants you go home” was posted on Twitter by Chad Sabers on April 12, 2017. “Pre School Rules and Bar Rules should be the same. You pee your pants, You Go Home!” was posted on Twitter by eric petrus on October 27, 2018.
The saying probably originated on an image.
Twitter
Curly_Haired_Vixen
@nettie1969
Nursery school rules and bar rules are the same….
You piss your pants, you go home.
4:59 PM · Feb 15, 2016·Twitter for iPad
Twitter
Chad Sabers
@ChadSabers23
Preschool rules are the same as bar rules. If you piss your pants you go home.
2:32 PM · Apr 12, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
eric petrus
@ericpetrus2
💋Pre School Rules and Bar Rules should be the same. You pee your pants, You Go Home! #funny #SaturdayThoughts
10:22 PM · Oct 27, 2018·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧™
@ThatDamnFireman
Pre school rules and bar rules are the same. You piss your pants, you go home.
8:32 AM · Mar 29, 2019·Twitter for Android
Facebook
Jax’s Bar and Grill
April 18, 2019 ·
Preschool rules and bar rules are the same. You pee your pants you go home.
Twitter
Mooreman’s Southside
@Mooremans83
Pre-school rules & bar rules are the same. If you pee your pants, you gotta go home.
11:42 PM · Apr 18, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Shanelle_Marie
@shanellef02
What do Bar Rules and Pre School Rules have in Common?
You pee your pants you go home…..
😂🤦🏽♀️💀
12:55 AM · May 2, 2019 from Idaho, USA·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Queen Bean 🌹#Bernie2020
@stefgrl
“Bar rules are simple: you pee your pants, you go home. It’s like kindergarten.”
10:05 PM · Jul 22, 2019·Twitter for Android
Facebook
The Off Track Saloon
August 9, 2019 ·
PreSchool Rules & Bar Rules are the Same!
You Pee your pants, You Go Home!
Here’s to Back to School Season!🍻
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Preschool rules and bar rules are the same. If you wet your pants you go home.
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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