Many people believe that coffee orders should be simple. “If your coffee order requires more than five words to describe, I probably think you’re an idiot” was posted on Twitter by dwight wokem on June 13, 2013. “If your coffee order requires more than 5 words or 10 seconds, it isn’t coffee any more…” was posted on Twitter by Swiss Army Nerd on November 14, 2016.
     
“If your coffee order requires more than four words, you’re part of the problem” was posted on Patriot Post on July 7, 2018.
   
   
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dwight wokem
@trve_bill
If your coffee order requires more than five words to describe, I probably think you’re an idiot
4:32 PM · Jun 13, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Gene_Tempelmeye
@GeneTempelmeyer
If your coffee order requires more than four words, one of which is “please”, you may be taking it too seriously.
7:57 PM · Jun 21, 2013·Twitter for iPad
 
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Hugh Murphy
@UncleMurf
Jam packed Airport #Starbucks: if your coffee order requires more than 4 words, pls GET REAL or GTFU
8:00 AM · Jan 4, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Live From Hell
@Jakeofthefoliag
If your coffee order requires more than 3 words you’re an asshole.
12:29 PM · Jun 24, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
     
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Swiss Army Nerd
@wesmorgan1
Replying to @RussellMaher @ptcalhoun and @sambridegroom
If your coffee order requires more than 5 words or 10 seconds, it isn’t coffee any more…
9:47 AM · Nov 14, 2016·TweetDeck
 
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David Hoffman
@CitizenHoffman
If your coffee order requires more than five words, you are making poor life choices.
5:31 PM · Jul 4, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
 
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lut
@laheton
If your coffee order requires more than 4 words max you can burn in hell
6:18 PM · Feb 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Patriot Post
Coffee
Jul. 7, 2020
IF YOUR COFFEE ORDER REQUIRES MORE THAN FOUR WORDS, YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM
 
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Dennis
@DennisDhg2
If your coffee order requires more than four words, you’re part of the problem
(Image from Patriot Post.—ed.)
7:36 PM · Jul 8, 2020·Twitter Web App