A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 03, 2015
“Exercise can add years to your life” (joke)

"Exercise can add years to your life.. For example I ran a mile today and now I feel like I’m 95” is a joke that was cited on Twitter on April 7, 2014. The original author of the joke is unknown. The amount of miles run and the old age that a person feels like having achieved both have been given varying numbers in the joke.


Twitter
Emm
‏@Emmalie_starr
Exercise can add years to your life.. For example I ran a mile today and now I feel like I’m 95
5:45 PM - 7 Apr 2014

Twitter
Dabbalicious
‏@StevieDabbs
Exercise really does add years to your life. I ran four miles today and I feel like I’m 69.
Grand Forks AFB, ND
6:57 PM - 7 Apr 2014

Twitter
Mitch Nelson
‏@Bas1cMitch
Exercise can add years to your life. For example I jogged 5 miles yesterday and I feel like I’m 65
12:48 PM - 9 Apr 2014

Twitter
Play Radebe
‏@play_afrika
Exercise can add years to your life. I jogged only 2 miles and I already feel like I’m 70.
12:46 PM - 25 Apr 2014

Twitter
Sara Marshall
‏@gangstamarsh
“Exercise can add years to your life. For example I ran 4 miles today and I now feel like I’m 73” #joggingproblems
2:14 AM - 11 May 2014

Twitter
Fuck The World
‏@lFuckTheWorldl
Exercise can add years to your life. For example, I just ran 2 miles and I now feel like I’m 82.
12:25 PM - 5 Mar 2015

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityExercise/Running/Health Clubs • Sunday, May 03, 2015 • Permalink