What wakes someone up faster than drinking a cup of hot coffee? “Spilling coffee on one’s self wakes one up much more efficiently than actually drinking it” was posted on Twitter by Blake Alderink on August 16, 2010. “Well spilling your coffee in your lap wakes you up a whole lot faster then actually drinking it” was posted on Twitter by Chris Freeman on June 24, 2013. “Spilling coffee over yourself, your stuff or someone else will wake you up faster than drinking it” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughtson January 21, 2016.
 
“Fact: dropping your boiling hot coffee mug on your foot (in public) wakes you up just as much as drinking it. Now you know… And so do I” was posted on Twitter by Cameron McBride on July 23, 2013. “Dropping a cup of coffee usually wakes you up more than drinking it” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on February 5, 2020.
     
     
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Armon Dadgar
@armon
What wakes you up faster than drinking a hot cup of coffee? Spilling that same cup of coffee on yourself.
12:49 PM · Jul 28, 2010·Twitter Web Client
 
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Blake Alderink
@Blake_Alderink
Spilling coffee on one’s self wakes one up much more efficiently than actually drinking it.
11:10 PM · Aug 16, 2010·Echofon
 
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Chris Freeman
@chrisfreeman
Well spilling your coffee in your lap wakes you up a whole lot faster then actually drinking it.
11:08 AM · Jun 24, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Cameron McBride
@NashRealtorCam
Fact: dropping your boiling hot coffee mug on your foot (in public) wakes you up just as much as drinking it. Now you know… And so do I.
2:19 PM · Jul 23, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Lee Richards
@skip7intro
Inadvertent Zen moment.
Dropping my favorite coffee mug wakes me up just as much as drinking from.
8:50 AM · May 13, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
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MADELINE HALLER
@madeline_haller
Wow! Spilling hot coffee all over you wakes you up so much faster than drinking it!
10:40 AM · Feb 11, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
 
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🐨EnvyDaTropic🦘
@envydatropic
You know what wakes you up faster than just drinking that first cup of hot coffee?
Spilling said coffee down the front of you
Try it!
6:53 AM · Oct 14, 2015·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/rnguyen13 January 21, 2016
Spilling coffee over yourself, your stuff or someone else will wake you up faster than drinking it.
   
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/THE_0NE_GUY July 26, 2017
Drinking coffee wakes me up in the morning, but spilling coffee down my chest works so much better.
 
Twitter
ellie
@oldelle
Dropping my coffee on the floor wakes me up almost as well as drinking it.
12:48 PM · Feb 28, 2018·Twitter Web App
           
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Liz Vicious
@MissLizVicious
Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it. - 😂
Liz Vicious
8:58 AM · Apr 27, 2018·Twitter Web Client
 
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Cool Funny Quotes
@CoolFunnyQ
Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it. #funny #quotes http://coolfunnyquotes.com/author/anonymous/spilling-hot-coffee/
6:39 AM · Aug 11, 2018·Cool Funny Quotes
 
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Darcy Donavan
@darcydonavan
Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it. ☕☕☕☕😳😳
12:30 AM · Oct 7, 2018·Hootsuite Inc.
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/peppyhare64 December 29, 2019
Spilling hot coffee on yourself wakes you up way faster than drinking it.
Disclaimer: I thought this while cleaning myself up and not in the shower
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Finka_my_ash February 5, 2020
Dropping a cup of coffee usually wakes you up more than drinking it
 
Twitter
Shower Thoughts 🚿
@ShowerB0T
Dropping a cup of coffee usually wakes you up more than drinking it #Showerthoughts
1:37 PM · Feb 5, 2020·ShowerBot