A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 16, 2017
“Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?” (joke)

"Hey girl, are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you” is a jocular pickup line that has been printed on many images. “Are you a parking ticket? B/c you have FINE written all over you!!!” was posted on the newsgroup alt.fan.butterfinger on June 27, 1999.

“Hey girl, are you a parking ticket? Because I picked you up on the street, and now I can’t afford to pay you” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on June 16, 2017.


Google Groups: alt.fan.butterfinger
Hey!
Jessica
6/27/99
(...)
6. If you met *Nsync what would be the first question you would ask them?
Well, I asked JC if he could sign some some stuff for me and my friends but my next plan is: “Are you a parking ticket? B/c you have FINE written all over you!!!”

Google Groups: alt.support.mult-sclerosis
smile Pick up lines!
Tee
10/20/99
(...)
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!

15 October 2000, San Antonio (TX) Express-News, “Random Notes,” pg. 1G:
“Are you a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you.”

Google Books
The Divorce Party Planner:
How to Throw a Divorce Or Breakup Party

By Christine Gallagher
RevengeLady.com
2006
Pg. 52:
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

Twitter
Mark Fletcher 📎‏
@wingedpig
“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.”
10:55 PM - 23 Apr 2008

Twitter
Diana‏
@itsDianaSophia
Replying to @ddlovato
@ddlovato r u a parking ticket cuz you got FINE written all over you//if i could change the alphabet i would put I and U closer togather
9:48 PM - 26 May 2009

Twitter
Petty Potato 👸🏽‏
@Jazyours541
“They don’t call her Hot Lips cause she has two right hands."-Hawkeye."Ru a parking ticket? Cuz u got fine written ALL over you!"- Connorsmile
7:45 PM - 21 Oct 2009

Twitter
Emily Kay‏
@em__illy
RU a parking ticket? cuz you’ve got FINE written all ova you!!
12:41 PM - 4 Feb 2010

Thought Catalog
JULY 30, 2014
25 Witty Comebacks To Use On Terrible Pick Up Lines
Darren Johnson
(...)
23. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
No, but you must be a jury notice, because I’m trying to avoid you.

Twitter
Edward Selender‏
@EdwardSelender
Replying to @astrid_arditi
Nice,#8-Did it hurt,when u fell from heaven? #7-RU a parking ticket cz you’ve got fine written all over you?(popular in NYC)😃
9:12 PM - 14 Oct 2016

Reddit—Jokes
Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?
submitted June 16, 2017 by TheJeck
Because I picked you up on the street, and now I can’t afford to pay you.
(...)
COMMENTS
KDtrey5isGOAT
I thought it was “cause you are fiiiiine”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityStreets • Friday, June 16, 2017 • Permalink