“Buccaneer” sounds like “buck an ear,” leading to the joke:
Q: How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A: A buccaneer.
“Buccaneer is too much to pay for corn” was cited in print in 1941.
2 July 1941, Portsmouth (OH) Times, “Pete Minego’s Sports Gossip,” pg. 16, col. 5:
Buccaneer is too much to pay for corn.
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17 August 1941, The Spokesman-Review (Spokane, WA), pg. 2, col. 1:
Corny Joke
If any one asks you how to pronounce the word “buccaneer,” don’t tell They’ll just say that It’s an awful price to pay for corn
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15 October 1942, Inwood (IA) Herald, pg. 2, col. 5:
Ain’t It?
Gob—What is a buccaneer?
Pal—A buccaneer is an awful price to pay for corn.
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23 October 1943, The Evening Citizen (Ottawa, Ontario), pg. 15, col. 6:
How Are You At Cracking Nuts?
Riddles sent in by Jean Lothian, 35 Findlay Ave., Ottawa.
(...)
What is a buccaneer? Too much to pay for corn (buck-an-ear).
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26 November 1957, Sarasota (FL) Herald Tribune, “Sarasota Scene” by Stan Windhorn, pg. 4, col. 7:
And finally Jim Shutts, who, incidentally, can stage a fine fish fry, stopped by to inquire, “Do you know what a buccaneer is?”
We didn’t and Mr. Shutts ran for cover after saying,“A uccaneer is too much to pay for corn.” .
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12 December 1981, The Free Lance-Star (Fredericksburg, VA), “A dictionary full of daffiness” by Gyles Brandreth, Town & Country Magazine, pg. 13, col. 2:
buccaneer: too much to pay for corn
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The Railroad Yardmaster
Volumes 26-29
1944
Pg. ?:
Rank Piracy
Son: “Pop, what is a buccaneer?”
Pop (engrossed in newspaper) : “A buccaneer is an awful price to pay for corn.”
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50 Great Monologs for Student Actors:
A Workbook of Comedy Characterizations for Students
By Bill Majeski
Colorado Springs, CO: Meriwether Pub.
1987
Pg. 128:
A patron asked, “What’s a buccaneer?” Retorted Madeline: “A buccaneer is a very high price to pay for corn.”
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Becky McCray
@BeckyMcCray
How much was the pirate corn? A buccaneer!
12:45 PM - 19 Sep 2007
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Lots of Jokes for Kids
By Zonderkidz
Grand Rapids, MI: Zonderkidz
2015
Pg. ?:
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer.
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Siegel’s Farm
@SiegelsFarm
It’s “Tell an old joke Day”. How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
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8:14 PM - 25 Jul 2015
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