A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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“Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it” (11/23)
“An onion will make you cry, but they never have invented a vegetable that will make you laugh” (11/23)
“Some debts are fun when you’re acquiring them, but none are fun when you’re retiring them” (11/23)
“Facebook is like jail” (joke) (11/22)
“If people are trying to bring you down, it only means that you are above them” (11/22)
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Entry from January 27, 2014
“I always start my diet on the same day—tomorrow”

"I always start my diet on the same day—tomorrow” is a jocular one-liner about people who never do start a diet. “I always start my diet on the same day: tomorrow” was cited in print in 2010. It’s not known who first said the line.


Twitter
hanna kasino
‏@hkasino
I always start my diet on the same day: tomorrow. (@ Nasi Goreng Kambing Pedurenan w/ @sirico) http://4sq.com/b3tmuF
9:34 AM - 26 May 2010

Facebook
I always start my diet on the same day, tomorrow.
Joined Facebook 06/03/2010

One Man’s Funnies
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 23, 2011
Always start dieting tomorrow
I always start my diet on the same day ... tomorrow

Twitter
true!
‏@damnitstrue
My diet always starts on the same day: TOMORROW!
7:40 AM - 23 Dec 2011

Twitter
True Tweets
‏@funnyortruth
I always start my diet on the same day… tomorrow!
1:30 PM - 21 Mar 2013

Twitter
Her Daily Fitness
‏@HerDailyFitness
I always start my diet on the same day.... Tomorrow! NOT ANYMORE. START RIGHT NOW.
3:21 PM - 22 Jan 2014

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, January 27, 2014 • Permalink