A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from May 16, 2017
“I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sitting next to a screaming baby” (joke)

A jocular comment about parenting on an airplane is:

“Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that’s not allowed if the baby is yours.”

The line was posted on Twitter by Ilana Wiles‏ on February 12, 2014.


Twitter
Ilana Wiles‏
@mommyshorts
Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that’s not allowed if the baby is yours.
4:07 PM - 12 Feb 2014

Twitter
Atlantic Gymnastics‏
@atlanticgym
Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that’s not allowed if the baby is yours.
5:05 PM - 16 Feb 2014

Twitter
Geoff Parsley‏
@Bryceism
Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that’s not allowed if the baby is yours.
7:09 AM - 25 May 2014

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Jarry Lee
BuzzFeed Staff
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20.
Ilana Wiles @mommyshorts
Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that’s not allowed if the baby is yours.
5:07 PM - 12 Feb 2014

Reddit—Jokes
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sat next to a screaming baby.
submitted June 22, 2016 by xMeta4x
Apparently that’s not allowed if the baby is yours.

Twitter
Batman △⃒⃘‏
@FuckingGotham
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sitting next to a screaming baby. Apparently that’s not allowed if the baby is yours.
10:51 PM - 22 Jun 2016

Me.Me
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Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sat next to a screaming baby.
Apparently that’s not allowed if the baby is yours.
3:35 PM - 16 May 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Tuesday, May 16, 2017 • Permalink