“I can’t wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly making everyone late for work” is a jocular saying about retirement. The saying was posted on Facebook on “Simon’s Scouse and all jokes page” on March 10, 2017.
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Simon’s Scouse and all jokes page
March 10, 2017 ·
I can’t wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly making everyone late for work.
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Simon
@SimonsJokes
I can’t wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly making everyone late for work.
1:38 AM - 11 Mar 2017
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timespliters
@timespliters
I can’t wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly making everyone late for work.
2:41 AM - 11 Mar 2017
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happy hammer
@brooking1980
I can’t wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly making everyone late for work.
5:26 AM - 11 Mar 2017 from Harlow, East
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I can’t wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly making everyone late for work.
5:04 AM - 18 May 2017
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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