“I could be a morning person if my coffee maker brewed wine instead of coffee” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on March 1, 2013.
“I could be a morning person if my barista brewed wine instead of coffee” was posted on Twitter on July 28, 2015 and has also been printed on several images.
Twitter
Rachel Rubenstein
@rachelrubes
I think I could be a morning person if my coffee maker brewed wine instead of coffee.
10:39 AM - 1 Mar 2013
Twitter
OliviaViolet
@OliviaViolet120
I could be a morning person if my coffee maker brewed wine instead of coffee.
7:43 PM - 1 Mar 2013
Twitter
Slate Wine Bar
@SlateWineBar
“I could be a morning person if my coffee maker brewed wine instead of coffee.” http://pinterest.com/pin/41095415322180917/ …
9:59 AM - 3 Mar 2013
Twitter
kirsty
@onedayplease
I could be a morning person - if my coffeemaker brewed wine instead of coffee!
2:54 PM - 10 May 2013
Twitter
The Vine Gallery
@TheVineLOZ
I could be a morning person if my barista brewed wine instead of coffee.
10:55 AM - 28 Jul 2015
Sizzle
I COULD BE A MORNING PERSON IF MY BARISTA BREWED WINE INSTEAD OF COFFEE BY MORNING I MEAN NOON PERSON HELP MEME
WINE COFFEE HELP MEAN MEANING BARISTA HELPS TEACHING PERSONAL HELPING WINING PERSONABLE HELPFUL IFS WINES MORNING PERSON
FOUND @ 291 LIKES ON 2016-07-02 12:59:23 BY SIZZLE
SOURCE: INSTAGRAM
Sizzle
I COULD BE A MORNING PERSON IF MY COFFEE MAKER BREWED WINE MEME
MEMES WINE COFFEE 🤖 PERSONAL WINING PERSONABLE IFS MORNING PERSON
FOUND @ 2 LIKES ON 2016-09-28 08:58:09 BY SIZZLE
SOURCE: FACEBOOK
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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