A pun about speed bumps has made many images:
“I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.”
“I have an irrational fear of speed bumps but I’m getting over it slowly…” was cited on Twitter on July 2, 2012.
Twitter
KDTone
@Say__WhatsReal
Life has alot of speed bumps but if you take your time getting over it you won’t get fucked up during the ride #tsmithflow
9:02 PM - 28 Jun 2011
Twitter
OGKOSMIK ™
@MileHighBriann
All Obstacles In Your Path Are Simply Speed Bumps In The Road. So Slow Down And Take Your Time Getting Over It.
1:19 PM - 14 Jun 2012
Twitter
Donnie Brasco
@CornellWedge
I have an irrational fear of speed bumps but I’m getting over it slowly…
9:46 AM - 2 Jul 2012
Twitter
erik atienza
@eriktedder
I have a fear of speed bumps.
But I am slowly getting over it.
3:27 PM - 2 Jul 2012
Twitter
Manny Haber
@mannyhaber
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
8:06 AM - 3 Jul 2012
Facebook
Epic Statuses
July 6, 2012 ·
I have a fear of speed bumps but I’m slowly getting over it.
WeKnowMemes
I Have A Fear Of Speed Bumps…
Posted on April 17, 2013
I have a fear of speed bumps… Lame Pun Coon
Google Books
Reader’s Digest Funny Family Jokes:
Something for Everyone from Age 9 to 99
By Editors at Reader’s Digest
White Plains, NY: THe Reader’s Digest Association
2014
Pg. ?:
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
@RICKCOUCHMAN
reddit
I have a fear of speed bumps… (self.Jokes)
submitted November 2, 2014 by Saul-goodman-
...I’m slowly getting over it.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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