A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 20, 2016
“I haven’t owned a watch for I don’t know how long”

"For I don’t know how long” is an expression for a long period of time, but there’s a joke:

“I haven’t owned a watch for I don’t know how long.”

The joke was cited on Sickipedia in January 2016.


Sickipedia
I haven’t owned a watch for I don’t know how long.
Joke added 3 days ago by hiraeth in Other > Wordplay

Twitter
no to the eu .
‏@brooking1980
I haven’t owned a watch for I don’t know how long.
4:52 PM - 17 Jan 2016

Twitter
Johan Hulaimi
‏@th1eves
I haven’t owned a watch for I don’t know how long.
5:44 PM - 17 Jan 2016

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Shit Jokes
‏@ShitJokes
I haven’t owned a watch for I don’t know how long.
3:37 PM - 18 Jan 2016

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LaffGaff
‏@LaffGaff
I haven’t owned a watch for I don’t know how long.
#funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
4:12 PM - 20 Jan 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTime/Weather • Wednesday, January 20, 2016 • Permalink