A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from June 16, 2015
“I just burned 1,200 calories. I forgot the pizza in the oven”

“I just burned 1,200 calories. I forgot the pizza in the oven” is a joke that has been printed on several ecards. “I just burned 800 calories! My microwave fried my Hot Pockets Pizza” was cited on Twitter on January 4, 2012. “I just burned 400 calories today. I forgot the pizza in the oven” was cited on Twitter on January 8, 2012.
 
“I just burned 1200 calories (I forgot the pizza in the oven)” was cited on Twitter on June 4, 2012, when the joke went viral.
 
   
Twitter
TeamBlackMamba
‏@SashaBlackMamba
#GuessWhatTweet i just burned 800 calories! My microwave fried my Hot Pockets Pizza loool.#TakeNotesPPL
8:01 PM - 4 Jan 2012
 
Twitter
JOE
‏@prettyboy_joe
”@guilherme1614: I just burned 400 calories today. I forgot the pizza in the oven.”
5:18 AM - 8 Jan 2012
 
Twitter
#MeQuotingJokes
‏@MeQuotingJokes
I just burned 800 calories, I left the pizza in the oven to long #MeQuotingJokes
8:43 AM - 3 Apr 2012
 
A Wild Stallion Duck Appears!
MON, JUN. 04, 2012
killself:
i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)
 
Twitter
ari
‏@trigaynometry
i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)
1:34 PM - 4 Jun 2012
 
Twitter
kate bitch
‏@hiphopjunky
” i just burned 1200 calories and by that i mean i forgot the pizza in the oven “
12:14 AM - 5 Jun 2012
 
Demotivation.us
I JUST BURNED 1200 CALORIES. - I forgot the pizza in the oven.
2012.06.24 submitted by Beloff
   
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Monday, March 4, 2013
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____ I just burned 1200 calories! I forgot about the pizza in the oven. (Hollywood Allan)
 
reddit
Funny food quotes (self.keto)
submitted July 21, 2014 by krokodilmannchenFood is the most abused anxiety drug.
Hi /r/keto,
Have you guys and girls got some funny food quotes? I just read this one and I’m still laughing my ass off:
“I just burned 3000 calories. I forgot there was a pizza baking in the oven.”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, June 16, 2015 • Permalink


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