“I like my women like I like my coffee” is a meme that has been used on many images. “A Negro comedian pulled this one: ‘I like my coffee strong and black—the same way I like my women’” was cited in the New York (NY) Amsterdam News in July 1944. “Hot..and black, too” was an answer in 1973. “Hot and sweet” was cited in 1974. “Hot, sweet and black” was cited in 1994.
 
“I like my coffee like I like my women: Ground up and stored in a bag in the freezer!” is a dark humor version that was cited in print in 1999. “I like my women the way I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer” was cited in 2003. The “ground up and in the freezer” joke punchline has been printed on many images.
 
“I like my coffee like I like my women” joke variations include “I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis,” “I like my coffee like I like my women. I don’t like coffee,” “I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup,” “I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot and on my lap,” “I like my women how I like my laptop. On my lap, turned on and virus free” and “I like my women like I like my Starbucks. Expensive, bitter and calling me by the wrong name.”
     
   
29 July 1944, New York (NY) Amsterdam News, “Belittling Jokes Choke Minorities” by Abe Hill, pg. 8B, col. 1:
A Negro comedian pulled this one: “I like my coffee strong and black—the same way I like my women.”
 
12 May 1973, Journal and Guide (Norfolk, VA), “I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women…,” pg. 10, col. 5:
“Madam,’ he said, ‘our coffee is cold. I like my coffee like I like my women—Hot!’
 
“‘Yes Sir,’ she replied with a grin. ‘And Black, too?’”
   
Google Books
WorkForce
Vocations for Social Change
Issues 38-43
1974
Pg. 28:
Part of the coffee ritual is forcing oneself to become inured to comments like: “Coffee, tea, or you7 ” or “I like my coffee like my women - hot and sweet.”
 
Wikiquote: Airlane!
Airplane!< is a 1980 film that spoofs airport disaster movies.
(...)
Young Girl Passenger: [when offered cream for her coffee] No thank you, I take it black…like my men.
 
Google Books
Bandit’s Embrace
By Georgina Gentry
New York, NY: Kensington Publishing Corporation
1989
Pg. 343:
“I like my coffee like I like my women, hot and sweet.”
 
Big ‘Un guffawed. “He likes it black, too.”
 
6 August 1992, Los Angeles (CA) Times, “After Personality Test, Jenkins Decides on Disenfranchised” by Dennis McLellan, pg. OC9, col. 2:
As an example, he (Robert Jenkins—ed.) offered his coffee joke: “Yeah, I like my coffee like I live my women…Bitter.”
   
Google Books
Musician
Issues 189-194
1994
Pg. 92:
He’d come up and say, “I like my coffee like I like my women: hot, sweet and black.”
 
Google Groups: alt.anarchism
Why Capitalism Fails
Tenebreux
6/26/99
(...)
David Futrelle

writes:
 
>I forgot the REAL way I like my coffee like I like my women:
>Ground up and stored in a bag in the freezer!
 
Straight Dope Message Board
Let’s play “I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men/Women!”
UrbanChic
06-10-2003, 12:47 PM
I like my coffee like I like my men; freshly ground and in a carafe.
 
Google Groups: rec.martial-arts
BJJ McDojo training
Jacob Andersen
12/1/03
(...)
I like my women the way I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.
 
Google Groups: alt.tv.real-world
What’s Your Wallpaper?
Camel(|)Toe
11/29/04
(...)
Dark and hot?
No, ground up and in the freezer..
 
Googel Groups: alt.slack
I like my coffee like I like my women…
RevStanWms
11/28/05
fresh ground and in the freezer.
 
Google Books
Girls Gone Skank:
The Sexualization of Girls in American Culture
By Patrice A. Oppliger
Jefferson, NC: McFarland
2008
Pg. 13:
Even more tasteless sayings were “I like my women like I like my coffee (ground up and in the freezer), ...
 
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Amanda Anderson
‏@poofydew
“I like my women like I like my coffee; ground up and in the freezer” -Bobby DiTrani. LOL
4:42 PM - 21 Feb 2008
 
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Jim Heiney
‏@james_heiney
@abiteofsanity I always liked the serial killer version “I like my women like I like my coffee…ground up and in the freezer.”
9:02 PM - 17 Mar 2008
 
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Gina Miller
‏@GinaMiller67
@smartasshat I saw a shirt once, well twice actually, that said: I like my women like I like my coffee….... Ground up and in the freezer.
1:02 PM - 28 Aug 2008
   
NeoGAF
I like my coffee like I like my men… 
bggrthnjsus
09-30-2008, 06:04 AM
i like my coffee like i like my women, ground up and in a bag
 
Twitter
Tim Siedell
‏@badbanana
I like my women the same way I like my coffee: Ground up and stored in the freezer. I MEAN HOT AND STRONG OR SOMETHING.
11:47 PM - 30 Jun 2009