A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from May 18, 2017
“I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it”

Is chicken salad made “of” a chicken or made “for” a chicken? A joke is:

“I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it.”

The joke was posted on Twitter on January 7, 2011.


Twitter
Laura Williams‏
@drummerlaura
I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it.
6:13 PM - 7 Jan 2011

Twitter
Shelf Side Spurs‏
@adypearson
I made a chicken salad today.
Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it.
6:17 PM - 7 Jan 2011

Twitter
Dave Roberts‏
@hi_robb
I made a chicken salad today.  Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it.
6:38 PM - 7 Jan 2011

23 January 2011, Sunday Tribune (Durban, South Africa), “Twit of the Week,” pg. 16:
I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it.

Twitter
Not Will Ferrell‏
@itsWillyFerrell
I made a chicken salad today… The little bastard didn’t even eat it.
11:30 PM - 15 Nov 2013

Facebook
Cop Humour Australia
May 1, 2014 ·
I made a chicken salad today.
Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it.

FASAB (Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy)
I Made A Chicken Salad Today. It Didn’t Even Eat It.
June 4, 2015

Reddit—Jokes
I made a chicken salad this morning.
submitted May 18, 2017 by ilikechefboyardee
Stupid thing didn’t even eat it.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, May 18, 2017 • Permalink