A pun on the name Whole Foods is:
Q: What’s the best place to buy Cheerios and donuts?
A: Hole Foods.
This form of the joke was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on April 24, 2017.
“Shopping at Whole Foods. Are donuts, Cheerios and Swiss cheese hole foods? Just askin’” was posted on Twitter on November 3, 2009. “I want to open a specialty grocery store that only sells donuts, swiss cheese, Cheerios, and onion rings. I’ll call it Hole Foods” was posted on Twitter on December 13, 2010.
Wikipedia: Whole Foods Market
Whole Foods Market Inc. is an American supermarket chain exclusively featuring foods without artificial preservatives, colors, flavors, sweeteners, and hydrogenated fats. It is the United States’ first certified organic grocer, which means it ensures, to National Organic Program standards, organic integrity of the heterogeneous products from the time they reach stores until they are placed in a shopping cart. It opened on September 20, 1980, in Austin, Texas, its current headquarters. As of September 2015, it has 91,000 employees and 431 supermarkets in the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom, and has its main produce procurement office in Watsonville, California.
Shopping at Whole Foods. Are donuts, Cheerios and Swiss cheese hole foods? Just askin’.
2:10 PM - 3 Nov 2009
Betty F*ckin’ White
I want to open a specialty grocery store that only sells donuts, swiss cheese, Cheerios, and onion rings. I’ll call it Hole Foods.
3:48 PM - 13 Dec 2010
I want to start a donut, bagel, pretzel, life savers, and cheerios store called hole foods. #wholefoods #holefoods #donuts #cheerios
5:16 PM - 5 Jul 2012
Haha, no actually this is Hole Foods. We sell Cheerios, donuts, Swiss Cheese, onion rings, macaroni, Life Savers, bundt cake, Ritz crackers,
8:40 AM - 25 Mar 2013
Κ U S H • M O D Y
Hole Foods—a store that sells donuts, bagels, Swiss cheese, onion rings, Cheerios, Lifesavers, and black olives
12:37 PM - 18 Aug 2014
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