The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some public health warnings cautioning people not to touch their face.
   
“I swear… after all the stupid, backward ass, ignorant stuff I’ve done in my life, if I die because I touched my face I’m gonna be wicked pissed!” was posted on Twitter by Gregory Harshfield on March 27, 2020. “After all the stupid, stupid things I’ve done in my life…if I die because I touched my face, I’m seriously going to be pissed!” was posted on Twitter by Brigitte Lessard-Deyell on March 28, 2020.
   
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Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.
       
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Gregory Harshfield
@HarshfieldGreg
I swear… after all the stupid, backward ass, ignorant stuff I’ve done in my life, if I die because I touched my face I’m gonna be wicked pissed!
4:52 PM · Mar 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Arly Bastidas
@ArlyBastidas
After all the stupid things Ive done in my life…If i die because I touched my face, I am gonna be FUCKIN Pissed-abel
4:10 AM · Mar 28, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Sandy Schneider
@sandyaschneider
After All The Stupid, Stupid Things I’ve Done In My life And There Are Plenty… If I Die Because I Touched My Face, I Am Going To Be Seriously Pissed!
1:30 PM · Mar 28, 2020·Twitter Web App
   
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Brigitte Lessard-Deyell
@thestorywarrior
After all the stupid, stupid things I’ve done in my life…if I die because I touched my face, I’m seriously going to be pissed!
#COVID19
9:01 PM · Mar 28, 2020·Twitter for Android
   
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Shelbi
@therealsoulsoup
Considering all of the dumb shit I’ve done in my life, I’m gonna be super pissed if I die because I touched my face. Woman shrugging
3:41 PM · Mar 29, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Chonday.com
· March 29, 2020 ·
AFTER ALL THE STUPID THINGS I’VE DONE IN MY LIFE
IF I DIE BECAUSE I TOUCHED MY FACE
I’M GONNA BE PISSED
   
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K
@gymlifeanimal
After all the seriously stupid, dangerous, reckless things I’ve done in my life…if I die because I touched my face, I’m really going to be pissed off.
11:41 PM · Mar 31, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Black College Sistas 👸🏾👩🏿‍🎓👩🏽‍🔬
@CollegeSistas
After all the stupid things I’ve done in my life if I die because I touched my face I’m going to be pissed…..
10:35 AM · Apr 2, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
     
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3NCRY9T3R
@3NCRY9T3R
After everything I’ve done, all the stupid mistakes I commited, taking all risks.
If I die because I touched my face, I am gonna be pissed af.
And no one’s gonna like it.
#wednesdaymorning #Covid_19 #isolation #death
GIF
10:54 PM · May 26, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
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Akeesha
@akeesh_26
After all the stupid things I’ve done on my life
If I die because I touched my face
I’m gonna be BIG MAD !!!!!!!!
2:41 PM · May 30, 2020·Twitter for iPhone