“I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen” is a jocular line that has been printed on GIFs. The saying has been cited in print since at least August 2007, the first of several jocular sayings under the title “Dilbert’s one-liners.” The one-line sayings do not necessarily come from the comic strip Dilbert, but are of the type that such a character might have said.
Wikipedia: Dilbert
Dilbert is an American comic strip written and illustrated by Scott Adams, first published on April 16, 1989. The strip is known for its satirical office humor about a white-collar, micromanaged office featuring engineer Dilbert as the title character. The strip has spawned several books, an animated television series, a video game, and hundreds of Dilbert-themed merchandise items.
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Dilbert’s one-liners.. 😊
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8/2/07
1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
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Dilbert one liners!
Creative
8/11/07
1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
Sanityfound
October 1, 2008
Friday Funnies ~ Dilbert One Liners
Here are some nice Dilbert’s one liners..
1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
Twitter
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I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
12:16 AM - 26 Mar 2009
Google Books
Tom, Dick, and Harley
By James Albert
Dog Ear Publishing
2010
Pg. 91:
I always say NO to alcohol, but it just doesn’t listen.
Facebook
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen
August 2, 2011 ·
Hello!
reddit
I say no to alcohol every day.
submitted November 4, 2014 by StealthWard
It just doesn’t listen.
Google Books
Jokes Insults Knock Knocks & More
By Jr Salmo
Lulu Press (Lulu.com)
2016
Pg. ?:
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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