“I stepped on a cornflake this morning. I’m a cereal killer now”—a pun on “serial killer”—is a joke that has been printed on many images.
“Oh. My. God. I stepped on a Corn Flake! Im a cereal killer!” was posted on Twitter on August 18, 2009. “I stepped on a cornflake this morning! I’m a cereal killer” was posted on Twitter on December 4, 2009. “I stepped on a cornflake this morning.. I’m a cereal killer now!” was posted on Twitter on January 1, 2010.
Twitter
Rafael Soto
@RafSoto
Oh. My. God. I stepped on a Corn Flake!
Im a cereal killer!
9:47 PM - 18 Aug 2009
Twitter
Zen Jar
@zenjar
I stepped on a cornflake this morning! I’m a cereal killer. (via #zenjar )
8:21 AM - 4 Dec 2009
Twitter
Lynn Murphy
@smurfdub
I stepped on a cornflake this morning.. I’m a cereal killer now!
11:48 AM - 1 Jan 2010
Twitter
Miley.
@Mileyz_Stewart
I stepped on cornflakes this morning..i’m cereal killer now.
2:03 AM - 4 Jan 2010
9 September 2010, Chicago (IL) Tribune, “raNdOm” by TheMash, pg. 24:
I stepped on a cornflake. Does that mean I’m a cereal killer?
The Redhead Riter
May 1, 2013
Looking At The Happiness Inside Me Now
by SHERRY RITER in HAPPINESS,LESSONS OF LIFE,SHERRY
(...)
When I saw this humorous little saying, “I stepped on a cornflake this morning – I’m a cereal killer now,” I seriously laughed out loud. Cornflakes have always been my most favorite cereal. I actually used to eat a HUGE bowl every night before I went to bed. Well, that had to end when I was forced to go grain free, but this joke is now on my list of my most favorite funnies. I know it is simple, but so am I in many ways – witty, intelligent, addictive and simply complicated. LOL
Reddit—Kikpals
28 [F4M] I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer (self.Kikpals)
submitted June 30, 2015 by RememberWhatIToldYou
Reddit—Dad Jokes
It was an awful morning when I stepped on a cornflake… (self.dadjokes)
submitted August 23, 2016 by nate6259
Now I’m a cereal killer.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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