A stenography pun is:
“I wanted to be a stenographer, but they told me they are not short-handed at the moment.”
The “short-handed” joke has been cited in print since at least 2005.
Wikipedia: Shorthand
Shorthand is an abbreviated symbolic writing method that increases speed and brevity of writing as compared to longhand, a more common method of writing a language. The process of writing in shorthand is called stenography, from the Greek stenos (narrow) and graphein (to write). It has also been called brachygraphy, from Greek brachys (short) and tachygraphy, from Greek tachys (swift, speedy), depending on whether compression or speed of writing is the goal.
SillyPuns.com (November 4, 2005)
I wanted to be a stenographer, but they told me they are not short-handed at the moment.
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Submitted: April 30, 2008
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I wanted to be a stenographer, but they told me they are not short-handed at the moment.
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Mike Ungerman
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I wanted to be a stenographer, but they told me they are not short-handed at the moment.
8:01 PM - 31 Aug 2009
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I wanted to be a stenographer, but they told me they are not short-handed at the moment. http://b1of.us/?13cy8n
9:43 PM - 23 Nov 2009
The Tech Game
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:37 pm
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I wanted to be a stenographer, but they told me they are not short-handed at the moment.
Google Books
A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing but Mean Your Mother:
879 Funny, Funky, Hip, and Hilarious Puns
By Gary Blake
New York, NY: Skyhorse Publishing
2012
Pg. ?:
I wanted to be a stenographer, but the HR manager said that the company is not short-handed at the moment.
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I wanted to be a stenographer, but they told me they are not short-handed at the moment. #punny
2:54 PM - 7 Jul 2012
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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