A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 18, 2017
“I’d call myself a politician, but then I would just be a liar…”

A joke about politicians and lying is:

“I’d call myself a politician, but then I would just be a liar. So, basically, I would be a politician.”

The joke was posted on Reddit—Jokes on June 19, 2017.


Reddit—Jokes
I’d call myself a politician, but then I would just be a liar…
submitted June 19, 2017 by wowwoahwow
So, basically, I would be a politician.

Twitter
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I’d call myself a politician, but then I would just be a liar…
So, basically, I would be a politician.
2:51 AM - 19 Jun 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military • Sunday, June 18, 2017 • Permalink