A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 04, 2013
“If God dwells inside us, I hope He likes enchiladas, because that’s what He’s getting”

"If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas because that’s what He’s getting” was written by Jack Handey in Deeper Thoughts (1993), a sequel to his book Deep Thoughts (1992). Handey’s short, humorous “Deep Thoughts” was a popular feature of the television show Saturday Night Live.

Alternative lines to “I sure hope He likes enchiladas” include “I hope He likes nachos,” “I hope He likes burritos and Miller Lite” and “I hope He likes nachos.”


Wikipedia: Jack Handey
Jack Handey (born 25 February 1949) is an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his “Fuzzy Memories” and “My Big Thick Novel” shorts. Although many people assume otherwise, Handey is a real person, not a pen name or character.

Google Books
Deeper Thoughts
By Jack Handey
New York, NY: Hyperion
1993
Pg. ?:
“If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas because that’s what He’s getting.”

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GOOD
3/25/93
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“If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I hope He likes enchiladas, because that’s what He’s getting.” --Jack Handey

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Wayne
4/22/99
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f God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope
He likes enchiladas, because that’s what He’s getting!

tabulas.com
OH NO I FORGOT…
Posted by Cazina at 07:15 PM on August 11, 2004.
THE SAYING OOOOOOOOOOOOOF THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY !!!
“ If God’s inside of us, I hope he likes fajitas, because that’s what he’s getting! “

Amused Muse
If God dwells inside of us, I hope He likes nachos, because that’s what He’s getting.”
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June 21, 2007 10:42 AM

someecards
04.29.2012
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If God dwells inside us like some people say, then I hope He likes burritos and Miller Lite because that’s what He’s getting.

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Phil Torcivia
‏@PhilTorcivia
If God is inside us, I hope He likes burritos, because that’s what He’s getting.
10:50 PM - 30 Aug 12

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, February 04, 2013 • Permalink