“If I had a dollar for every time I was told I was unattractive, I would be attractive”

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Entry from September 28, 2016

“If I had a dollar for every time I was told I was unattractive, I would be attractive”

A saying about the attractiveness of money is:

“If I had a dollar for every time I was told I was unattractive to women, I’d be attractive to women.”

“If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive, I would suddenly become more attractive to all of them” was posted on Twitter on October 17, 2014. The jocular saying has been printed on many images.

Twitter
Colemania
‏@colemanahoyt
If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive, I would suddenly become more attractive to all of them
1:36 PM - 17 Oct 2014

Twitter
Neza
‏@Quazi_Gabriel
If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive then I would suddenly be attractive to them
2:47 AM - 18 Oct 2014

Twitter
Griffin
‏@griffin_weinkam
If I had a dollar for every time a girl thought I was unattractive, suddenly they’d all find me attractive
10:53 AM - 18 Oct 2014

Twitter
JReap92
‏@modernhippiee
If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive, they’d all be attracted to me
10:53 AM - 21 Oct 2014

Reddit
If I had a dollar for every girl that didn’t find me attractive…
submitted March 8, 2015 by ThatIronyTho
They’d eventually find me attractive..

Reddit
If I had a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.
submitted May 3, 2015 by rafay_M
ba dum tsss

Reddit
If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive…
submitted June 4, 2015 by Austin4488
They’d find me attractive.

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
If I had a dollar for every time a woman found me unattractive they’d find me attractive.
submitted April 13, 2016 by Richard_Hanglow

Reddit
If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive, eventually they would find me attractive
submitted July 28, 2016 by hayden_cb

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
If I had a dollar for every time I was told I was unattractive, I would be attractive.
submitted August 14, 2016 by CallahanWalnut

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