A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 01, 2016
“If money really did grow on trees, everyone’s favorite season would be fall”

“Money doesn’t grow on trees” is an old American proverb. American humorist Robert Orben wrote a variation in his book 2400 Jokes to Brighten Your Speeches (1984):

“Lazy? If money grew on trees, he’d stand around with a rake waiting for autumn.”

“Happy Autumn? Now I’d be really excited if money started growing on trees” was posted on Twitter on September 23, 2009. “If money grew on trees fall would be way more poplar” was posted on Twitter on October 27, 2009. “If money grew on trees my favourite season would be fall” was posted on Twitter on May 8, 2010.

“If money grew on trees, autumn would be the best season ever! Happy Fall!” was printed on an ecard.


Google Books
2400 Jokes to Brighten Your Speeches
By Robert Orben
Garden City, NY: Doubleday & Company, Inc.
1984
Pg. ?:
Lazy? If money grew on trees, he’d stand around with a rake waiting for autumn.

Twitter
Shawn James
‏@shawnjamesnbd
@StevenSTL I think we’d be fighting to rake the lawn in the fall if money grew on trees! haha
8:43 AM - 30 Jun 2009

Twitter
michisaurus
‏@michisaurus
Happy Autumn? Now I’d be really excited if money started growing on trees.
4:06 AM - 23 Sep 2009

Twitter
C. T.
‏@dresspants
If money grew on trees fall would be way more poplar.
10:15 AM - 27 Oct 2009

Twitter
Rebel In Disguise
‏@Jay_McStar
If money grew on trees my favourite season would be fall #random
4:29 PM - 8 May 2010

Twitter
Scotty 2 Thotty 🇩🇴
‏@SpazoDomingo
If money grows on trees my favorite season is autumn -@LosTheAnimal
11:06 PM - 24 Aug 2010

Twitter
Steve Brewer
‏@BrewerRules
Autumn would be everyone’s favorite season if money really did grow on trees. #rules #fall
2:06 PM - 18 Nov 2011

Twitter
rami salamé
‏@ramisalame
If money did grow on trees, autumn would be the best season ever!
10:17 PM - 30 Sep 2012

Twitter
Amanda Southern
‏@SouthernProWash
I read this today: “If money really did grow on trees, then fall would be the best season ever!” Enjoy this beautiful fall weather, guys!
7:04 AM - 12 Oct 2013

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If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.

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Q: If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
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14. If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?… Fall.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTime/Weather • Tuesday, November 01, 2016 • Permalink