“If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit ‘end call,’ we would have no friends” is a jocular phone saying that has been printed on many images. “If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit end on a call, I would have no friends” was posted on Twitter by Men’s Humor‏ on December 1, 2011.
   
   
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Men’s Humor‏
@MensHumor
If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit end on a call, I would have no friends.
6:00 PM - 1 Dec 2011
   
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4Livs‏
@4Livs
If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit “end call”, I would have a lot fewer friends. #honesty
12:19 PM - 5 Dec 2011
 
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Kit‏
@itsKit
If people could hear the next five seconds after you hit END CALL, would you still have any friends? LOL
12:09 PM - 7 Dec 2011
 
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دينا صوفي‏
@ItsDinaSofi
If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit “end call” button, I would have no friends. #WeedMoment #SoDamnTrue
3:16 AM - 10 Dec 2011
 
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☜عlvis⇙⇘Freshly☞‏
@Luke_FlyWalker_
If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end call, I wonder how many people would have no friends.
4:20 PM - 18 Dec 2011
 
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Not Will Ferrell‏
@itsWillyFerrell
If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end call, we would have no friends.
7:21 PM - 25 Dec 2011
 
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By Erik Groset
Charleston, SC: Advantage
2012
Pg. 132:
If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit end on a call, I would have no friends.
 
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If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit end on a call, I would have no friends.
 
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Not Will Ferrell‏
@itsWillyFerrell
If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end on a call, we would have no friends.
7:30 PM - 3 Jul 2013
 
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Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end on a call, we would have no friends
3:31 PM - 18 Jul 2013
 
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Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end on a call, we would all have no friends.
8:41 AM - 7 May 2015