A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from September 10, 2017
“If you buy smartwater for $4 a bottle, it’s not working”

Many people believe that smartwater is a waste of money, and is not much better than tap water. “If you’re buy ‘Smart Water’ for $4 a bottle, I’m sorry to tell you, but it’s not working” was posted on Twitter on June 22, 2013. “If you’re one of those people who buy smart water for $4 a bottle, it’s not working” was posted on Twitter on November 21, 2014.
   
“If you buy a SmartWater for 4$...it’s not working” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on September 9, 2017.
   
     
Wikipedia: Glaceau Smartwater
Glaceau Smartwater (stylized smartwater) is a brand of bottled water owned by Energy Brands. Introduced in 1996 in the United States, by 2016 it was one of the top five brands of bottled water in that country with sales worth nearly $830 million in 2017.
     
Twitter
🐗 Nathan Rogers ️‏
@WooPigSumo
If you’re buy “Smart Water” for $4 a bottle, I’m sorry to tell you, but it’s not working.
7:06 PM - 22 Jun 2013
 
Twitter
Mitch‏
@BigxMitchx
I would never buy Smart Water for 4$ a bottle. If your THAT person..I’m sorry to tell you it’s not working
12:13 AM - 23 Jun 2013
 
Twitter
- Em Jay Be -‏
@mjonn
If you’re one of those people who buy smart water for $4 a bottle, it’s not working.
8:31 PM - 21 Nov 2014
 
Twitter
Sam Dee Clements‏
@Sam_Dee_C
People that buy “smart” water. It’s clearly not working is it?
3:16 AM - 24 Feb 2015
 
Twitter
Hangi Tavakoli‏
@HangiProduction
If you’re one of people who buy “smart water” for $5 per bottle, I’m truly sorry to inform you “it’s obviously not working”.
4:00 AM - 29 Apr 2016
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/GenuinePenguin12 September 9, 2017
If you buy a SmartWater for 4$...it’s not working.
   
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/KingMonkOfNarnia December 10, 2017
If you pay $4 for smart water, chances are that it’s not working.