A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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“Give me all your money or you’re geography!” (bank robbery joke) (6/24)
“A tragedy is a ship full of bankers sinking. A catastrophe is when they can all swim” (6/24)
“You said you had between ten and fifteen million dollars in the bank” (joke) (6/24)
“Cell phones keep getting thinner and smarter…people the opposite” (6/24)
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression, first make sure you’re not surrounded by assholes” (6/24)
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Entry from June 17, 2017
“Insomnia—the art of falling asleep just as your alarm goes off to start the day”

Some people get to sleep only just before the alarm clock goes off. “Insomnia—the art of falling asleep just as your alarm goes off to start the day” is a jocular definition that has been posted on many tweets. The one-line saying was posted on the website Funny Status on June 17, 2013.


Funny Status
Insomnia – the art of falling asleep just as your…
June 17, 2013 Misc. Status Updates
Insomnia – the art of falling asleep just as your alarm goes off to start the day.

Twitter
Jonathan Tisdall‏
@GMjtis
Insomnia - the art of falling asleep just as your alarm goes off to start the day.
12:02 AM - 18 Jun 2013

Twitter
•PHOTOGK•‏
@TheSolutionBaba
Insomnia - the art of falling asleep just as your alarm goes off to start the day.
1:20 AM - 18 Jun 2013

Twitter
RASHAD ✈️‏
@MyDickNeedsCPR
#Insomnia - the art of falling asleep just as your alarm goes off to start the day.
1:34 AM - 18 Jun 2013

Facebook
The Button Guys
July 10, 2013 ·
Insomnia – the art of falling asleep just as your alarm goes off to start the day. You’re reading this...so you MUST be a master. #amirite?

Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
Insomnia – the art of falling asleep just as your alarm goes off to start the day.
6:23 PM - 17 Jun 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Saturday, June 17, 2017 • Permalink