A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from September 29, 2016
“Bill Gates walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A Bill Gates version is:

“Bill Gates walks into a bar and everyone inside becomes a millionaire...on average.”


Wikipedia: Bill Gates
William Henry “Bill” Gates III (born October 28, 1955) is an American business magnate, investor, author and philanthropist. In 1975, Gates and Paul Allen co-founded Microsoft, which became the world’s largest PC software company. During his career at Microsoft, Gates held the positions of chairman, CEO and chief software architect, and was the largest individual shareholder until May 2014. Gates has authored and co-authored several books.

Starting in 1987, Gates was included in the Forbes list of the world’s wealthiest people and was the wealthiest from 1995 to 2007, again in 2009, and has been since 2014.

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Gary Stager, Ph.D.
‏@garystager
Bill Gates walks into a bar - on average, every person in the bar is a bilionaire.
2:07 PM - 20 May 2008

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Toni
‏@sokolovich
Economist joke: “Bill Gates walks into a bar and suddenly everyone inside becomes millionaire, on average” http://is.gd/kMWY
4:10 AM - 25 Feb 2009

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Bill Gates walks into a bar and everyone inside becomes a millionaire…
submitted September 29, 2016 by Trysinux
on average.

Posted by Barry Popik
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