“Lazy rule: If ice falls, kick it under the fridge” is a jocular rule about fallen ice cubes that has been printed on several images. “When ice falls on the floor from the crappy icemaker, do you bend down and pick it up, or kick it under the fridge?” was posted on Twitter on December 16, 2008.
 
“Lazy Rule #85 if ice falls on the floor kick it under the fridge” was posted on Twitter on May 6, 2011. “Lazy Rule #2 If Ice Falls On The Floor, Just Kick It Under The Fridge” was posted on Twitter on May 8, 2011.
 
“Lazy rule: If you can’t reach it, you don’t need it” is another “lazy rule.” “I kicked dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator. It’s now water under the fridge” and “The closest most people will ever get to participate in the Olympic sport of curling, is by kicking an ice cube under the fridge” are related jokes.
       
 
Twitter
john ellis‏
@johnellis
when ice falls on the floor from the crappy icemaker, do you bend down and pick it up, or kick it under the fridge?
9:17 PM - 16 Dec 2008
 
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samiii.‏
@AwYeah1D_JB
When I put ice into a cup of water and the ice falls onto the floor I kick it under the fridge instead of picking it up 😊
1:50 AM - 31 Oct 2010
 
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Nia Imani‏
@Niabiafoefia
When ice falls on the floor. I kick it under the fridge instead of picking it up. -_-
6:03 PM - 15 Dec 2010
 
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tony arriola‏
@phoneytony7
Lazy Rule #85 if ice falls on the floor kick it under the fridge.
3:55 PM - 6 May 2011
 
Twitter
or can it.‏
@SimplyLyle
Lazy Rule #2 If Ice Falls On The Floor, Just Kick It Under The Fridge..
5:36 PM - 8 May 2011
 
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Brandon‏
@BMHudspeth
#Lazy Rule 29: If an ice cube falls on the floor, just kick it under the fridge.
12:13 PM - 9 May 2011
 
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Randall Carter‏
@CRAZED09
Lazy rule #12: if the ice cube falls on the floor just kick it under the fridge
8:40 PM - 24 May 2011
 
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Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
Lazy rule 38: If an ice cube falls on the floor, kick it under the fridge.
3:46 PM - 10 Jun 2013
 
Reddit—Shower Thoughts
When I drop an ice cube, my first thought is to kick it under the fridge instead of picking it up
submitted September 13, 2016 by Blue2437
 
Twitter
FUNNY TWEETS‏
@JokesMemesFacts
Lazy rule: If ice falls.
Kick it under the fridge.
6:25 PM - 11 Jun 2017