A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from March 26, 2017
“Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven…” (9/11 joke)

"Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven...” is the start of a joke that had been cited in print since at least 2008. The conspiracy theorists ask God who did the September 11, 2001 attacks on New York City’s World Trade Center.


Rigorous Intuition
by theeKultleeder » Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:33 pm
Stolen from the web somewhere:

So two conspiracy theorists die and go to Heaven.

After they’ve been the a few weeks, who should they bump into on the gold paved streets but God himself.

They get to talking and finally one says, “Uh, God, could you tell me who really shot JFK?”

God looks him in the eye and says, “Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone, shot JFK.” He continues, “Jack Ruby, acting alone, shot Lee Harvey Oswald.”

Dead silence.

The two conspiracy theorists look at each other. Finally one says,

“The conspiracy is deeper than we thought...”

Above Top Secret
seabisquit
posted on Jul, 21 2008 @ 01:21 AM link
Two conspiracy theorists died and went to heaven. When they got there God came up to them and said,"Guys,just so you know-Oswald was the lone gunman, Armstrong really did walk on the moon,and a bunch of crazy Muslims actually planned and brought down the towers.” One of the theorists then said,"wow-it really does go all the way to the top”

TexasBowhunter.com
A joke for you conspiracy theorists
BIG IRON
05-05-2011, 11:10 AM
Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven.

As they are standing at the pearly gates God informs them both that Oswald did in fact shoot Kennedy; man has landed on the moon; and the World Trade Center towers were taken down by 19 Muslim terrorists.

One conspiracy advocate whispers to the other, “I told you it goes all the way to the top.”

Reddit—Christianity
Just a little joke to make your Monday a little better (self.Christianity)
submitted May 16, 2016 by Lutheran (LCMS)anon33249038
Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven. God says that they may I ask one question each.
The first one says, “who shot Kennedy?”
The second one says, “Who organized and planned 9/11?”
God points to the first and says,"Lee Harvey Oswald.” He points to the second and says, “Osama bin Laden.”
A while later they’re sitting in heaven and the first one says, “can you believe that?”
Then the second one says, “I know! This thing goes WAY UP!”

Reddit—Jokes
Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven.
submitted July 6, 2016 by wallawalla22
They ask God who did 911. God replies, “It was perpetrated by members of the Islamic terrorist group Al Qaeda.”
One whispers to the other, “Dude, this goes way higher than I thought.”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military • Sunday, March 26, 2017 • Permalink


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