A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 31, 2015
“A blind man walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A popular “blind man walks into a bar” joke (there are several) is:

“A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.”

Also on the actual walking into a bar:

“A blind man walks into a bar and says ‘OUCH!’”

“JOKE:  A blind man walks into a bar. Don’t worry, he’s okay” was cited on Twitter on May 8, 2008. “A blind man walks into a bar and says ‘OUCH!’” was cited on able2know on August 25, 2008. “Blind man walks into a bar, and a chair, and a table” was cited on Twitter on June 8, 2011.


Twitter
Kevin Harter
‏@TechDaddyK
JOKE:  A blind man walks into a bar. Don’t worry, he’s okay.
9:43 PM - 8 May 2008

able2know
cjhsa
Mon 25 Aug, 2008 01:14 pm
@neologist,
A blind man walks into a bar and says “OUCH!”.

Twitter
cindyoohlala
‏@cindyoohlala
OK last one: A blind man walks into a bar and says “OW!”
So that’s it! Where are my followers/ Feeling like I may need to cry.
1:57 AM - 20 Jan 2009

Twitter
Izzy Maslen-Jones
‏@hiyaizzy
Blind man walks into a bar, and a chair, and a table.
5:13 AM - 8 Jun 2011

Thought Catalog
SEPTEMBER 12, 2013
50 Terrible, Quick Jokes That’ll Get You A Laugh On Demand
Christopher Hudspeth
(...)
13. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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MARCH 6, 2014
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4. A blind man walks into a bar…. and a table… and a chair.

theImportance
16 Best Short and Clean Jokes That Get A Laugh Everytime
BY IMPORTANCE · MARCH 24, 2015
(...)
13. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Twitter
Jessica Mann
‏@Jess_Mann27
Omg… I love bad jokes.... “So a blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair”
12:53 AM - 31 Mar 2015

Posted by Barry Popik
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