A joke about a school bully is:
“To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.”
That is, the old school bully now has a dead-end food service job. The joke was posted on Twitter on December 14, 2012 and probably originated on the website Sickipedia.
The joke has been printed on several ecards.
Twitter
UberLaughs
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#UberLaughs To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great subway sand…
6:23 AM - 14 Dec 2012
Twitter
Sickipedia_Feed
@Sickipedia_Feed
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money.On the plus side, he makes great… http://bit.ly/SnSkXN
6:26 AM - 14 Dec 2012
WeKnowMemes
The Boy That Used To Bully Me Still Takes My Lunch Money
– DECEMBER 26, 2012
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money.
Google Books
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Compiled by Grant Tucker
London: Biteback Publishing
2013
Pg. ?:
To this day, the boy who used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plusside, he makes great sandwiches.
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Bryan
4/3/13
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches. 😉
Reddit—Jokes
My highschool bully still takes my lunch money…
submitted December 10, 2016 by Bodgie7878
But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!
Facebook
Chad Prather
December 29, 2016 at 8:45am · Burleson, TX ·
The boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes a great Subway sandwich.
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