A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 28, 2016
“I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one”

Entry in progress—B.P.

Google Groups: rec.travel.asia
Need info on Taiwan
Bob Korzeniowski
1/28/95
(...)
The key word in that sentence being “children”... (I like children. Couldn’t eat a whole one, but I like ‘em… wink )

Google Groups: soc.culture.vietnamese
[Laughs] One Liners III
Tuyet Pham
3/26/97
(...)
1. I haven’t lost my mind, I know exactly where I left it.
2. I know it all. I just can’t remember it all at once.
3. I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

Google Books
Man Walks into a Bar:
Over 6,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners

By Stephen Arnott and Mike Haskins
Berkeley, CA: Ulysses Press
2007
Pg. ?:
I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

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More One Liners, Jokes and Gags
By Grant Tucker
London: The Robson Press
2013
Pg. ?:
I like children, really, I do. But I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

Google Books
Get Started in Stand-Up Comedy
By Logan Murray
London: John Murray Learning
2015
Pg. ?:
For example, the previous day you might have written: ‘I like children’ and today you might supply the afterthought (as W.C. Fields did) ‘but I couldn’t eat a whole one’ or ‘they’re much easier to beat at kickboxing’. 

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, August 28, 2016 • Permalink


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