"Procaffination” (proscrastination + caffeine) is often defined as doing nothing until one has had one’s cup of coffee (full of caffeine). “Procaffinating” was cited on Twitter on November 27, 2012. “Procaffinate” was cited on Twitter on November 20, 2012. “Procaffination” was cited on Twitter on December 3, 2012.
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I procaffinating right now! http://fb.me/26bTuPbnp
9:50 AM - 27 Nov 2012
David Morgan Dabney
I procaffinate regularly… like… right now… http://fb.me/1CWBUCCGM
7:26 AM - 30 Nov 2012
It’s not called procrastination if you’re drinking coffee...it’s called procaffination and it’s totally healthy
8:48 PM - 3 Dec 2012
Its not called procrastination if you’re drinking #Coffee it’s called “procaffination”... http://pinterest.com/pin/184436547211472500/ …
11:10 AM - 4 Dec 2012
Armed N Dangerous
Word of the day: Procaffinating pic.twitter.com/Vm9KQz8ENG
9:22 AM - 23 Mar 2013
("Procaffinating: drinking coffee while proscrastinating.”—ed.)
Procaffinating Funny Coffee Mug
“PROCAFFINATING—The tendency to not start anything until you’ve had a cup of coffee.”
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To sit around and drink coffee instead of getting things done. Can be done while reading or watching TV.
I had fifty things I needed to do, but instead I just sat around and procaffinated with a book and my favorite mug.
by Captain Nimbus September 02, 2013
The inability to make a decision until you’ve had a cup of coffee.
Make me a coffe I’m flawed by procaffination today.
by Rikstir February 05, 2014
To delay or postpone action;
Put off doing something till you have had coffee!
I procaffeinated this morning before cleaning the house.
by fyregoose! March 16, 2014