"Procrasturbate” (procrastinate + masturbate) is to procrastinate by masturbating; a similar term is “jerking off.” “I’ve always thought ‘procrasturbation’ deserved dictionary space” was cited in print in July 1996. “Tired of PROCRASTURBATING?” was cited on January 9, 1997. “New word: procrasturbate” was cited on January 14, 1997.
“Procrasturbating” was the Urban Dictionary’s Urban Word of the Day on October 16, 2009.
Blend of procrastinate and masturbate
procrasturbate (third-person singular simple present procrasturbates, present participle procrasturbating, simple past and past participle procrasturbated)
1.To procrastinate by masturbating.
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I’ve always thought ‘procrasturbation’ deserved dictionary space.
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From: (Joe McGillicuddy)
Subject: Tired of PROCRASTURBATING?
If procrasturbation is interfering with your ability to work or study, check out http:/www.msn.com/~jmcgill/procrasturbation/anonymous.html
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New word: procrasturbate
(noun) the act of getting pleasure out of procrastinating
I spent so much time procrasturbating that I never even did my essay.
by Pete Nov 2, 2002
New York (NY) Times
By Joyce Wadler
Published: January 14, 2003
Those self-involved afternoon activities that are the bane of the self-employed?
A friend has a name for it, Mr. Kaufman (Charlie Kaufman, a screenwriter—ed.) said: ‘’Procrasturbation.’’
October 16, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.
I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise.
by The Middle Man Jan 29, 2003
When you are supposed to be studying or doing important work but instead you are masturbating.
John: So, did you get your work done today?
Ralph: Nah, it was hard to get started so I mostly procrasturbated all day.
by blazin’ heavy Aug 19, 2004
(v) To waste time pleasuring oneself.
Background: Term coined by Bernard Bangwanger to accurately describe his daily activities.
Having nothing else to do, Bernard decided to procrasturbate until he passed out.
by Branden Hart Oct 20, 2004
The Marvelous Book of Palindromes, Anagrams, and Other Delightful and Outrageous Wordplay
By Rod L. Evans, Ph.D
New York, NY: A Perigee Book (Penguin Books)
procrasturbate = procrastinate + masturbate (to waste time by masturbating)