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Entry from June 26, 2016
“How do you cook a crocodile?"/"In a ‘croc’ pot.”

The “Crock-Pot” has a pun:

Q: How do you cook a crocodile?
A: In a ‘croc’ pot.


The joke has been cited in print since at least 2000. “Alligator” is sometimes substituted for “crocodile.” Some versions have the crocodile cooking—rather than being cooked—in the “croc” pot.


Wikipedia: Slow cooker
A slow cooker, also known as a Crock-Pot (a trademark that is sometimes used generically in Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States of America), is a countertop electrical cooking appliance used for simmering, which requires maintaining a relatively low temperature (compared to other cooking methods such as baking, boiling, and frying), allowing unattended cooking for many hours of boiled dinners, pot roast, soups, stews, and other suitable dishes, including beverages, desserts, and dips.

Google Groups: rec.food.cooking
BAD food joke
Joseph & Virgina Tadrzynski
7/21/00
Q:  How do you cook an alligator?
A:  In a ‘croc’ pot.

Google Books
Fur, Feathers, and Fun!:
A Book of Animal Jokes

By Mark Ziegler
Illustrated by Ryan Haugen
Minneapolis, MN: Picture Window Books
2006
Pg. 17:
How do you cook a crocodile?
In a Croc-Pot.

Google Groups: FISICA_TEORICA
Start of School Teaching Guide- Teacher Tips #475
Teacher Tip Newsletter
8/15/09
(...)
Jokes You Can Tell in Class
How do you cook alligator so it’s not chewy?
You cook it in a croc pot.

Twitter
Joshua Clements
‏@joshuaclements
Q: What does a crocodile use to cook? A: A croc pot.
3:43 PM - 7 Jun 2010

Twitter
-jdulle’-
‏@Aspen9897
What does an alligator cook in? (Corny) a croc pot
10:40 AM - 25 Jun 2010

Twitter
Ted Davis
‏@Ted3Davis
How do you cook an alligator?  In a Croc-Pot, of course!
6:02 PM - 1 Sep 2010

Google Books
Jokes4Kids
By Paul Gwilliam
Lulu Publishing (Lulu.com)
2013
Pg. ?:
What do you cook a crocodile in?
A croc-pot.

Google Books
Alligators and Crocodiles
By Laura Marsh
Washington, DC: National Geographic Society
2015
Pg. 13:
What does a crocodile cook in?
A croc pot!

Twitter
A.
‏@andreahuston13
What does an alligator cook in?
A croc-pot
Get it 😂😂 #popsiclestickjokes
12:49 AM - 26 Apr 2016

Wonderfully Bad Jokes
How do alligators make food?
wonderfullybadjokes:
Using a Croc Pot.
#wonderfullybadjokes #bad jokes repost
141 notes Jun 4th, 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, June 26, 2016 • Permalink


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