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Entry from March 23, 2009
Texas Wedgie

The Nickelodeon children’s television show iCarly featured several “Texas wedgies” in 2008. A “wedgie” is when someone’s undergarments are pulled up to wedge between the buttocks. A “Texas wedgie”—from the popular notion that “everything’s bigger in Texas”—is simply a big, powerful wedgie. The name “atomic wedgie” was used on the television show Seinfeld.
 
Some websites state that a “Texas wedgie” involves throwing a match down the underpants, but that method appears to be spurious and has never been used on Nickelodeon’s iCarly. (The smoke shown was the result of the extreme force of the wedgie.)  There is a 2001 citation for “Texas wedgie” (see below), but it doesn’t appear that the term was known before 2008 (when there are multiple citations).
 
   
Wikipedia: Wedgie
A wedgie (also known as a snuggie, grundie, gotch pull, or mervin) is having one’s underwear or other garments “wedged” between the buttocks. This can occur naturally, due to tight garments or physical activity; this is referred to as the underwear “riding up”. It can also be performed as a prank or as a form of bullying; this is referred to as “giving (a person) a wedgie”. Wedgies are commonly featured in popular culture works, either as a form of low comedy or as a behavior representative of bullying. 
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. In the Nickelodeon TeenNick show iCarly, wedgies feature frequently: Freddie (Nathan Kress) receives a wedgie from Sam (Jennette McCurdy)and shows his briefs ; Jonah (Sam’s boyfriend) is given a hanging wedgie; and in the episode “iGot Detention”, Gibby receives at least two “Texas” wedgies. The humor is found in the fact that his pants are smoking in the scene where he walks through the hallway, implying that the wedgie occurred quickly and frequently enough to create a great amount of friction (and therefore pain and smoke).
   
WikiAnswers
Q:  What is a texas wedgie?
A:  A texas wedgie is a wedgie that blends the underware over the shoulders.
   
Yahoo! Answers
Question
What is a TEXAS wedgie???
I live in Texas and i dont know what it is
sorry yo!!!
but i’ve never heard anything like that untill two days ago and i’ve been wondering what is the mechanics of it so if you can help me out with my delema i’d appreciate it thanx
 
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
I haven’t heard the expression before, but it makes sense that a TEXAS wedgie would be the biggest and best wedgie ever !
   
Yahoo! Answers
Question
Icarly show question?
i was watching icarly and a kid name kibby or something like that got a texas wedgie. what is a texas wedgie
   
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
It’s a VERY BIG WEDGIE. Nothing specific other than just Texas is known for doing things BIG.
   
Askpedia.com
What is a Texas Wedgie?
(Not fully answered—ed.)
   
Wedgies Across America
Texas
First ‘up’ is my adoptad home State where inthe spirit of Lone Star hospitalty, its much worse to recieve than give. A long, wide, deep tradition paints a dark swath acros this vast state, from Cotton Center (79021) to Chocolate Bayou (77511). Our reknowned & debrowned Texas Wedgie is very simple: Your recipient’s ‘Browning’ (75705) merely has to be the BIGGEST in the Lower 48.
 
Urban Dictionary
texas wedgie
A wedgie that is so hard it kills you, or it leave a texas-like shape on your butt, or it can cause you to bleed.
...In a changing room During Barack’s childhood—-
Fred-I didn’t know you were from texas or loved texas?
Barack Obama-I didn’t, some other black kids beat me up and called my a *ussy and that I’m a whitey! I hate crackers!! Why can’t they get it through their heads? Some kids gave me a Texas Wedgie, see how it’s in the shape of Texas?

by TheProudconservative1 May 15, 2008
   
Wikipedia: iCarly
iCarly is a television series, which premiered on September 8, 2007. iCarly airs on Nickelodeon. It first arrived on YTV a month later on October 8, 2007. The show first aired on Nickelodeon UK during Easter 2008 and Nickelodeon Australia in May 2008. iCarly made TV history as the first series to incorporate kid-generated original content into its script.
 
The series stars Miranda Cosgrove, Jennette McCurdy, Nathan Kress and Jerry Trainor. The series is created and executive produced by Dan Schneider. The series focuses on a girl named Carly (Cosgrove) who creates her own web show called iCarly with her best friends Sam (McCurdy) and Freddie (Kress).
     
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From: .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) (ille hic est Raphael)
Date: 18 Jul 2001 04:35:22 GMT
Local: Tues, Jul 17 2001 11:35 pm
Subject: Re: Speaking of Laynetts pantys in a wad 😊
 
Where did that uptight Limey video geek Laynett go? to unwad his shorts & git the Texas wedgie out??
     
FuseMoms
Hostage Crisis: Day 117
Posted on Thursday, April 17, 2008 at 07:05PM by Lyssa Ireland
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Lastly, Sarah Jessica Barker has discovered what the kid’s call the Texas Wedgie Technique.  I have no idea how or where she picked up the skill, but it can take the victim DAYS to pull their undies back into the correct position.  My suspicion is it’s one too many iCarly episodes.
     
The Long Road to Heaven
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Words: A thing you joke with
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For example, a wedgie in which the hem of someone’s underwear is pulled so high it can touch the back of their head is called a Texas Wedgie. I guess, all things great in size come from Texas, right?
 
A wedgie administered from the front side also has a name. Boop calls a wedgie of this variety of Frotler. Let’s just hope no one tries to administer the Texas Frotler. That might have devastating residual effects.
 
HA, & you thought I wasn’t fabulous
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
6th grade camp!
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Funniest part of my day was learning what a Texas wedgie is, why they call it a TEXAS wedgie i dont know, but apparently it’s when you drop a match in someones pants and pull up their underwear like a normal wedgie. pure comedy!
   
Finding Normal
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
The Wedgie. Why? Find Out!
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The Texas wedgie is when you give a wedgie and then you drop a match thus giving him a hot butt.

Posted by Barry Popik
Texas (Lone Star State Dictionary) • Monday, March 23, 2009 • Permalink


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