A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from June 06, 2017
“The broccoli says, ‘I look like a small tree’ ...” (joke)

A banana reminds many of the male sex organ. A joke is:
 
“The broccoli says, ’ I look like a small tree.’ The mushroom says, ‘I look like an umbrella.’ The walnut says, “I look like a brain.’ The banana says, “Let’s change the subject, please.’”
   
The joke was posted on Twitter on October 3, 2011 and has been printed on many images.
     
Other risqué banana jokes include “Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?,” “Never make eye contact while eating a banana” and “You want men to stop staring at your boobs? Eat a banana.”
         
     
Twitter
hani zaza‏
@hanizaza
Broccoli said im a small tree, Mushroom said im an umbrella, Apple said im a heart, banana said can we change the subject 😛 #CopyPaste #fb
5:17 PM - 3 Oct 2011
 
Twitter
Mourinho FC‏
@TarekTamo
Broccoli said: I look like a small tree
Apple said: I look like a heart
Banana said: Let’s change the subject, please
2:03 AM - 4 Oct 2011
 
Twitter
彡 ƘհɑӀҽժ ツ‏
@idankar
Broccoli said: I look like a small tree
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella
Apple: I look like a heart
Banana: Change the subject plz #fb
11:00 AM - 4 Oct 2011
 
Twitter
trazhon williams‏
@lil_lupe_fiasco
broccoli : I look lik a small tree
mushroom : I look lik a umbrella
walnut : I look lik a brain
banana Can we please change the subject
9:08 AM - 29 Sep 2012
 
Facebook
Pasaway ka ba?in ka dito.
October 20, 2012 ·
The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’,
the mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’,
the walnut says ‘I look like a brain’, and
the banana says ‘Can we please change the subject?’
 
Facebook
Time Warp with Bill St. James
April 17, 2013 ·
The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, the mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the walnut says ‘I look like a brain’, and the banana says ‘Can we please change the subject?’
~Zach Manal
 
Twitter
Ray‏
@ParkRed
Mushroom. I look like a brolly
Cauliflower. I look like a brain
Broccoli . I look like a small tree
Banana. Can we talk about the Weather!!
3:14 PM - 16 Jul 2013
 
Reddit—Funny
The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree…. (self.funny)
submitted October 19, 2013 by weirdshot
The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, the mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the walnut says ‘I look like a brain’, and the banana says ‘Can we please change the subject?’
 
Facebook
Celine Tan Clinic
December 5, 2013 ·
The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, the mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the walnut says ‘I look like a brain’, and the banana says ‘Can we please change the subject?’
- anonymous

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, June 06, 2017 • Permalink


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