“The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work” is a jocular saying that has been printed on images. The saying was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on September 28, 1999.
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The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
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The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
10 March 2000, The Daily Herald (Arlington Heights, IL), “CEOs help each other build yellow brick road” by Jack Mabley, sec. 1, pg. 14, col. 2:
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you arrive at work.
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Health Fair
By Fred Neil
College Station, TX: Virtualbookworm.com Publishing, Inc.
Pg. 168:
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
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By Louis G. Morton
Victoria, BC: Trafford Publishing
2005
Pg. 138:
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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