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Entry from February 05, 2016
“I shot someone with a starting gun. I’ve been charged with race crime”

Is a crime at a running race a race crime? There’s a joke:

“I shot someone with a starting gun. I’ve been charged with race crime.”

The pun was cited on Twitter on October 7, 2009. “Starting gun” is sometimes replaced with “starter’s pistol” in the joke.


Twitter
Lewis Saffin
‏@lewissaffin
@rainybunchies so here is a joke: I shot someone with a starting gun. I’ve been charged with race crimes.
2:07 PM - 7 Oct 2009

Google Books
Jokes for Blokes:
The Ultimate Book of Jokes not Suitable for Mixed Company

By Llewellyn Dowd and Phil McCracken
New York, NY: Ebury Press
2011
Pg. ?:
I shot someone with a starting gun. I’ve been charged with race crimes.

Twitter
Lord Obtuse™
‏@ObtuseMusings
I shot someone with a starting gun.
I’ve been charged with race crimes.
7:21 AM - 13 Jan 2011

Twitter
Christo de Beer
‏@BaasDeBeer
#TweetOfTheMoment>> RT @BwanaChris: I shot at someone with a starter’s pistol today. They’re charging me with a race crime
11:24 AM - 22 Mar 2011

Twitter
Anton Taljaard
‏@T4lliem4n
I shot someone with a starting gun. I’ve been charged with race crime.
2:02 PM - 14 Sep 2011

Twitter
Roberto Ferdenzi ™ Ⓜ️
‏@RFerdenzi
If you shot someone with a starting gun would that be classed as a race crime? :\
11:20 AM - 3 Nov 2013

Experience Project
I shot someone with a starting gun. I’ve been charged with race crimes
pfloyd121
Jul 16, 2014 in Community

rappad
Dec 31 2014
Race Crimes/Starting Gun. A starting gun is used for a race. If I shot you with a racing gun. That would be a crime and since its a staarting gun. It would be a RACE crime.

reddit
I shot someone with a starting gun. (self.Jokes)
submitted February 11, 2015 by BookerGinger
I’ve been charged with race crimes

Twitter
LaffGaff
‏@LaffGaff
I shot someone with a starting gun the other day. I’ve been charged with a race crime. #funny #jokes
4:12 PM - 22 Feb 2015

Twitter
shit magnet
‏@JoshyTodd
If you shoot someone with a starting gun is it considered a race crime?
5:33 PM - 14 Jun 2015
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