Some juice drinks (such as orange juice) require a shake before drinking. A joke on this was posted on Twitter by MikeP on August 19, 2015:
“This orange juice says shake well before drinking. *shakes juice and puts back in fridge then opens beer.”
The drinking joke has had many reposts.
“Why did John jump up and down before drinking his juice?”/“The box said “Shake well‘“ is another “shake well” joke. “Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?”/“Because the top said, ‘Twist to open’” is a “twist to open” joke.
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MikeP
@patnspankme
This orange juice says shake well before drinking.
*shakes juice and puts back in fridge then opens beer
6:17 AM - 10 Aug 2015
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kay.
@Dockingbird
This apple juice says shake well before drinking.
*shakes juice and puts back in fridge then opens beer*
8:16 AM - 20 Aug 2015
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whisky
@JohnsonDiaz21
This orange juice says shake well before drinking.
*shakes juice and puts back in fridge then opens beer
3:22 PM - 26 Oct 2015
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Nook
@OfficialNook
This orange juice says shake well before drinking.
*shakes juice and puts back in fridge then opens wine*
3:37 PM - 23 Feb 2016
Down Hummingbird Lane
Tuesday, March 1, 2016
(...)
This orange juice says shake well before drinking.
*shakes juice and puts back in fridge then opens beer….
Twitter
Orchard Pig
@Orchardpig
The orange juice says shake well before drinking.
*shakes juice and puts back in fridge then opens Orchard Pig*
8:00 AM - 3 Apr 2016
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Paige Burling
@PaigeBurling
this juice says shake well before drinking
*shakes well, puts back in fridge, cracks open a Busch Light*
3:19 PM - 7 Dec 2016
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