"Wasted Wednesday” is a drinking slang name for a day of the week. “Well Wasted Wednesday” was cited in print in 1991; “Wasted Wednesdays” was cited in 2003.
Other slang names for days of the week include Shunday, Sober Sunday, Margarita Monday, Messed-up Monday, Mojito Monday, Moonshine Monday, Boozeday Tuesday, Tanked Tuesday, Tasty Tuesday, Tequila Tuesday, Tipsy Tuesday, Trashed Tuesday, Twisted Tuesday, Whiskey Wednesday, Wine Wednesday, Winesday Wednesday, Thirsday, Thirstday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked-up Friday, Shit-faced Saturday, Sloppy Saturday, Sloshed Saturday and Smashed Saturday.
getting trashed on a wednesday
could also be a continuation of tipsy tuesday
or a prep for thirsty thursday
What are you going to work on today?
Nothing, its wasted wednesday.
by toonerpro Dec 1, 2009
9 February 1991, Salina (KS) Journal, pg. 16, col. 3 ad:
WELL WASTED WEDNESDAY
D. J. SATURDAYS
3 November 2003, Daytona Beach (FL) News-Journal, “Students boost business at local nightspots that cater to them, but sometimes the regulars and students don’t mix” by Kristen Moczynski, pg. 1C:
There, the young crowd can drink all they want during “Wasted Wednesdays.”
05-12-2005, 10:12 PM
It’s Thirsty Thursday
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Yesterday was Wasted Wednesday, so nothing tonight. Look forward to Fvcked-Up Friday though.
How was Tipsy Tuesday?
Oct. 8th, 2005 06:18 am (UTC)
i’m thinking about it.... but these are people i have to live with. i just wish the week wasnt
Messed Up Monday
Fucked Up Friday
Oct 24, 2005, 09:32 PM
There is a friend of mine who has the entire week mapped out for drinking, a term for each day. Something to the effect of:
Slurppy Sunday / or Sober Sunday (depending on effort level and availability of booze on Sunday....some places don’t distribute on this holiest of holies :p)
Fu**ed Up Friday
Sloshed Saturday (funny note, “sloshed” is actually defined by Tiger as “drunk” :D )
01-09-2007, 10:24 PM
tanked (or twisted if you like the reefer) tuesday
fucked up friday
smashed (or shitfaced) saturday
cant think of/ remember the one for monday
New York (NY) Times
September 24, 2007, 12:00 am
College–The Most Expensive Party
Champlain College, Class of 2008
From Hanover, New Hampshire
“Tipsy Tuesdays.” “Wasted Wednesdays.” “Thirsty Thursdays.” These are some of the phrases we use to amuse ourselves. In the middle of the week–in the beginning of the week–students in America have decided dollar-drafts and thirty-racks (a box containing thirty cans of cheap beer) are essential components of a productive day.
Texts From Last Night
Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:24am
Manic Monday, Too fucked up Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Shit faced Saturday, Sucka free Sunday.
Written by electronzz
February 14, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Monday: Messy Monday
Tuesday: Thirsty Tuesday
Wednesday: Wasted Wednesday
Thursday: Tupac Thursday
Friday: FML Friday
Saturday: Shitfaced Saturday
Sunday: Stoned Sunday
topix (Paris, TX)
Ohh I think we both know
Mar 10, 2011
Anyone have information on where me and my friends can get a plethera of drugs (any and all) for the upcoming Drug Olympics that we will be hosting over SPRING BAKE!
Schedule of events..
Fucked Up Friday
and a weenie roast for Sober Sunday..
The Rhino Den
Let’s Get Drunk
KELLY, KELLY’S WRITING | FEBRUARY 26, 2012 BY KELLY
Doc Bailey February 29, 2012 at 5:04 pm
It’s Moonshine Monday, Tequila Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked Up Friday, Shitfaced Saturday, or Sober Sunday just plain sucked.