“What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on one book for years?”/“Church.”

A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
•“Buying frozen pizza is such a lie. ‘Oh I’ll save this for when I don’t feel like cooking’. Surprise, surprise. Day one” (4/22)
•“Earth Day implies the existence of Moon Night” (4/22)
•“Earth Day implies the existence of Moon Day” (4/22)
•“Earth Day implies the existence of Water Day. Fire Day and Air Day” (4/22)
•“Earth Day implies the existence of Space Week” (4/22)
More new entries...

Follow @barrypopik

Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.

Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.

Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.

Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.

This site is edited by Barry Popik. These are the Cookies and Privacy Policies.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Entry from August 07, 2017

“What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on one book for years?”/“Church.”

A book riddle has been printed on many images:

Q: What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?
A: Church.

The bible joke was posted on Twitter on March 24, 2013.

Twitter
Justin Yehle‏
@JustinYehle
what do you call a book club thats been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?....... church.
9:08 PM - 24 Mar 2013

Twitter
dailysquirrel™‏
@IdkImJustBored
Replying to @tristinfaye
@WhiteRabbit_007 What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? Church.
9:28 PM - 24 Mar 2013

Twitter
Lily Beth‏
@OnlyPinkOnWed
What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on the same book for 3500 years? Church. @athenasnothere @DylanHamblin @OhHeyLookItsTab
9:42 PM - 25 Mar 2013

Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?
submitted January 2, 2015 by LoLOverheat
Church.

Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?
submitted June 28, 2015 by SyxeL
Church

Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a book club that’s stuck on the same book for thousands of years?
submitted June 7, 2017 by khhaleesi
Church

Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on one book for years?
submitted August 6, 2017 by TsUnAmI300x2
Church

Posted by Barry Popik
New York City • Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health • Monday, August 07, 2017 • Permalink

Commenting is not available in this channel entry.