“Chickpea” sounds like “chick pee,” prompting the adult joke:
Q: What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?”
A: Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face.
The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007. “What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? Well, I wouldn’t pay a hundred pounds to have a lentil on my face” was cited on Twitter on December 20, 2013.
Dilbert.Blog
Q: What is the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
A: No guy would pay to have a garbanzo bean on him.
Posted by: Peter S. Conrad | August 10, 2007 at 01:38 AM
The Errant Cluster
THURSDAY, MAY 5, 2011
Jokes from a Dilbert Thread
(...)
Q: What is the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
A: No guy would pay to have a garbanzo bean on him.
Twitter
Jimmy Hat
@JimTheHumann
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I wouldn’t pay $29 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
1:31 PM - 12 Nov 2013
Twitter
Featherskill
@Featherskill
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn’t pay $7 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
2:59 PM - 12 Nov 2013
Twitter
AJ James
@aslanenlisted
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn’t pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
6:34 PM - 26 Dec 2013
Suffolk Coastal, England
reddit
What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? (self.Jokes)
submitted December 28, 2013 by Muqaddimah
Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face.
Twitter
Rusty
@Rusty123B
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
Well, I wouldn’t pay a hundred pounds to have a lentil on my face.
10:34 AM - 30 Dec 2013
Twitter
Glasstec Paul
@Glasstec_Paul
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn’t pay to have a lentil on me.
1:10 PM - 30 Dec 2013
Facebook
Tasteless Jokes
April 9, 2014 ·
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn’t pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
reddit
What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? (self.Jokes)
submitted February 18, 2015 by AoutivD
...
I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
Edit: Whoa, I knew this was a great joke but didnt expect this. Thanks!
YouTube
Jokes - What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn’t pay $200 to have a lentil
jokesus
Published on Oct 2, 2015
Joke :
What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
I wouldn’t pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
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