A joke about Apple Inc. is:
 
Q: What is the most pirated Apple product?
A: iPatch (eyepatch).
 
The joke was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on September 13, 2017.
 
Forms of the “iPatch” joke had been popular earlier. “A day late, but Apple has announced an enhanced vision computer program for pirates: the iPatch” was posted on Twitter on April 2, 2009. “Do Apple pirates wear an iPatch?” was posted on Twitter on November 22, 2009.
   
       
Wikipedia: Apple Inc.
Apple Inc. is an American multinational technology company headquartered in Cupertino, California that designs, develops, and sells consumer electronics, computer software, and online services. The company’s hardware products include the iPhone smartphone, the iPad tablet computer, the Mac personal computer, the iPod portable media player, the Apple Watch smartwatch, the Apple TV digital media player, and the HomePod smart speaker. Apple’s consumer software includes the macOS and iOS operating systems, the iTunes media player, the Safari web browser, and the iLife and iWork creativity and productivity suites. Its online services include the iTunes Store, the iOS App Store and Mac App Store, Apple Music, and iCloud.
 
Wikipedia: Patch (computing)
A patch is a piece of software designed to update a computer program or its supporting data, to fix or improve it. This includes fixing security vulnerabilities and other bugs, with such patches usually called bugfixes or bug fixes, and improving the usability or performance. Although meant to fix problems, poorly designed patches can sometimes introduce new problems (see software regressions). In some special cases updates may knowingly break the functionality, for instance, by removing components for which the update provider is no longer licensed or disabling a device.
     
Twitter 
Dave Van de Walle‏
@usphere
A day late, but Apple has announced an enhanced vision computer program for pirates: the iPatch
9:06 PM - 2 Apr 2009
 
Twitter
Lucien Stals‏
@nedlud
Do Apple pirates wear an iPatch?
5:35 PM - 22 Nov 2009
 
Twitter
Daniel‏
@danielleinadan
What apple product do pirates use? iPatch ;D
12:23 AM - 23 Jul 2011
 
Twitter
Gentleman of Georgia‏
@GentlemanGA
#JokeTime What is a pirates favorite Apple product?
“The iPatch”
10:11 PM - 26 Jun 2013
 
Reddit—3amjokes
What is the most pirated Apple product? self.3amjokes
Submitted September 13, 2017 by JooJoona
iPatch
 
Twitter
3AM‏
@3AM_Jokes
What is the most pirated Apple product?... iPatch
1:02 PM - 13 Sep 2017
 
Twitter
LOL Tweets™‏
@lolmgco
What is the most pirated Apple product?
iPatch
1:47 PM - 13 Sep 2017