A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from February 06, 2017
“Why did the piece of cheese go to the gym?”/“To get shredded.”

People go to the gym to get ripped. A cheese riddle is:
 
Q: Why did the piece of cheese go to the gym?
A: To get shredded.

 
The joke was posted on the website Pun of the Day and also was posted on Twitter on January 9, 2017. “The Cheese is gone to the gym to get shredded”—an earlier form—had been posted on Twitter on September 22, 2011.
   
     
Twitter
Tyler King
‏@tylerk7
The Cheese is gone to the gym to get shredded
9:46 AM - 22 Sep 2011
 
Twitter
Ronnie
‏@ronniebra
Why are you going to the gym to get shredded? Get a cheese grater mates.
3:34 AM - 19 Jul 2012
 
Twitter
Trenton Harris
‏@trent_the_tiger
Guy: “I want to get shredded”
Me: “same”
Guy: “sweet let’s go to da gym”
Me:
Guy:
Me: “…Oh I thought you were talking about cheese nvm”
9:13 AM - 30 Nov 2014
   
Twitter
Just another Jokes
‏@factjokes
Why did the piece of cheese go to the gym? To get shredded! Comment On This Pun!
2:04 AM - 9 Jan 2017
 
Twitter
▪️Dwight Purvis ▪️
‏@dwight_purvis
Why did the piece of cheese go to the gym? To get shredded!
7:28 AM - 9 Jan 2017
 
Twitter
Nick
‏@nickisfun
Why did the piece of cheese go to the gym? To get shredded. #puns #dadjokes #jokes #corny
10:33 AM - 9 Jan 2017
 
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“Why did the piece of cheese go to the gym? To get shredded!”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, February 06, 2017 • Permalink


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