A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 12, 2017
“Why did the vegan meat cross the road?"/"To prove it wasn’t chicken.”

“Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side” is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A mock meat version is:

Q: Why did the vegan meat cross the road?
A: To prove it wasn’t chicken.


“Q: Why did the mock meat cross the road? A: To prove he wasn’t chicken” was posted on Twitter on November 30, 2014. “Why did the vegan meat cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken” was posted on Twitter on May 19, 2017.


Twitter
Dough Empire‏
@DoughEmpire
Q: Why did the mock meat cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.
#badumtish
9:50 PM - 30 Nov 2014

Twitter
The Garden Slug‏
@thegardenslug
Q: Why did the mock meat cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.
#badumtish
10:15 PM - 17 Dec 2014

Twitter
Carla Gannis‏
@carlagannis
Why did the vegan meat cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken 😂
8:01 PM - 19 May 2017 from Brooklyn, NY

Twitter
DinnerPartyDownload‏
@dinnerpartydnld
Why did the vegan meat cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!
- A joke told by @TheHerbivorousB’s Kale Walch
10:00 AM - 20 May 2017

I Sing In The Kitchen
Buffalo Chicken And Sweet Cucumber Salad. New Music From emonemogaymo.
Posted on May 21, 2017 by I Sing In The Kitchen
Q: Why did the vegan meat cross the road?
A: To prove it wasn’t chicken.

Reddit—Jokes
Why did the vegan meat cross the road?
submitted August 13, 2017 by JTaiTheGuy
To prove it wasn’t chicken.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityStreets • Saturday, August 12, 2017 • Permalink