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“No Brag, Just Fact”
“Texas is paradise for men and dogs, but hell for women and horses”
“If English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for Texas”
“There’s nothing in the middle of the road except yellow stripes and dead armadillos”
Texas Room (family room)
Texas Hot Weiners (Texas Weiners, or Texas Wieners)
“Poor New Mexico! So far from heaven and so close to Texas”
“Texas—It’s Bigger Than France”
Margarita (cocktail)
“You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas” (Davy Crockett)
Texas Tacks (thorns)
Texas U-Turn (Texas Turnaround)
Texas Martini (or Mexican Martini)
Texas Tuxedo
Texas Stop
Texas Stop Sign (Dairy Queen)
Flowerpots (baked Alaska)
Texas Turkey (armadillo)
Texas Hold ‘Em
Texas Two-Step (dance)
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