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Smithsonian of Texas (Panhandle-Plains Historical Museum)
“Like Grant took Richmond”
“Nothing strikes fear in a Texan like a Yankee with a U-Haul”
“So would hell” (rancher on being told Texas would be a great place if it had water)
“The only thing wrong with Austin is that it’s surrounded by Texas”
“How many Austinites does it take to change a light bulb?” (joke)
Q: What does Dallas have that Fort Worth doesn’t? A: A nice city 30 miles away.
Dallas (summary)
River City (Austin nickname)
Brush Country
Great Green Turtle of Auditorium Shores (Austin’s former Palmer Auditorium)
Six Flags Over Jerry (Dallas Cowboys Stadium in Arlington)
Jones Mahal or JonesMahal (Dallas Cowboys Stadium in Arlington)
“Fried chicken and champagne? Why the hell not?” (Max’s Wine Dive)
Ike Dike (proposed Texas Gulf Coast flooding barrier)
Golden Tacos (Tacos Dorados)
Wind City, USA (Roscoe nickname)
“It’s often hard to discern the difference between Texas Tough and Texas Stupid” (Molly Ivins)
Shade Tree Barbecue
Crepesadilla (crepe + quesadilla)
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