“Wanted: Someone to hand feed me Doritos so my fingers don’t get orange. No weirdos” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Doritos (a brand of flavored tortilla chips) leave some of the cheese of people’s fingers.
     
“If I was rich I would have some chick hand feed me Takis so I don’t get that red shit all over my fingers” was posted on Twitter by #RBS on April 7, 2011. “Wanted: Someone to hand feed me Doritos so my fingers don’t get orange. No weirdos” was posted on Twitter by Northern Lights on November 23, 2015.
 
   
Wikipedia: Doritos
Doritos (/dəˈriːtoʊz/) is an American brand of flavored tortilla chips produced since 1964 by Frito-Lay, a wholly owned subsidiary of PepsiCo. The original Doritos were not flavored. The first flavor was Toasted Corn, released in 1966, followed by Taco in 1967 and Nacho Cheese in 1972. Other specialty flavors began to make their debut during the late 1980s. The concept for Doritos originated in a restaurant at Disneyland.
     
Twitter
#RBS
@JFelaMoneyball
If I was rich I would have some chick hand feed me Takis so I don’t get that red shit all over my fingers..
8:39 PM · Apr 7, 2011·TweetCaster
   
Twitter
Ellie Simpson
@TheActualEllie
i wish someone would hand feed me my crisps while i am on my laptop, i hate touching my keyboard with ‘crispy’ fingers!
2:47 PM · Jun 15, 2012·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Bex the Dairy-Free Goblin
@beckly_freckly
The man of my dreams is off somewhere wishing he could hand feed me puffy cheetos while I lick his fingers
10:32 PM · Aug 19, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®
   
Twitter
Cameron™⚽
@CBoyd_07
Just had my sister hand feed me hit Cheetos so I won’t get finger dirty lol.
7:34 PM · Mar 15, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
warrior poetess for life
@SarahJAskins
Replying to @WrathOfCam
@sistersadist Just don’t like the fake cheese all over my fingers. If I had 2 much $, I’d hire someone to hand feed me doritos. #weirdwishes
1:20 PM · Aug 5, 2013·Hootsuite
   
Twitter
Northern Lights
@PinkCamoTO
Wanted:
Someone to hand feed me Doritos so my fingers don’t get orange.
No weirdos.
1:10 PM · Nov 23, 2015·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
S M O K E Y
@smokey4781
Wanted:
Someone to hand feed me Doritos so my fingers don’t get orange.
No weirdos!
11:15 AM · Nov 24, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
 
Facebook
Ricos Funny Quotes
April 16, 2016 ·
Wanted: Someone to hand feed me Doritos so my fingers don’t get orange….. P.S. No weirdos.
     
Facebook
Keith L Snyder
November 8, 2019 ·
WANTED: SOMEONE TO HAND FEED ME DORITOS SO MY HANDS DON’T TURN ORANGE.
NO WEIRDOS.
 
Facebook
im not right in the head.com
October 15, 2020 ·
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Wanted: Someone to hand feed me Doritos so my fingers don’t get orange. No weirdo’s.